#south park alignment chart

[roostertuftart]

Prove me wrong

[mouwrites]

Can I get some headcanons for kyle and/or butters with a reader that is accidentally intimidating. Like they're very tall and seem stoic and threatening but in reality they're just bad at talking to people lol

Yep! I did both, I hope this turned out to your liking!! <3

South Park - Kyle and Butters With a Tall and Intimidating Reader

Kyle

He’s very much allured by your intimidating aura

He’s usually perceived as pretty intimidating himself, so of course he’s interested

At first it’s just curiosity, so he just inserts himself beside you every now and again

Your quiet demeanor further intrigues him

In reality, you’re just not sure what to say to this boy that’s suddenly around you half the time

One day he asks for your name

You give it to him, and he tries to advance the conversation, but your meager responses aren’t exactly encouraging

But the interest that shines in your eyes clues him in

With a realization like a slap in the face, he determines at last that you just suck at socializing

A grin curves his lips, and it only grows wider when you smile back

You reach a silent understanding in that moment, one that you’re both grateful to finally have established

You exchange numbers, and the rest is history

Kyle isn’t exactly a socialite, but when you do go in public, you’re the scary couple

If people aren’t deterred by your towering heights, or your solemn faces, Kyle’s blunt attitude usually does the trick

But when you apologize for his rude remarks, sometimes people are charmed just enough to stick around a little longer

Then they’re pleasantly surprised (by you at least; in comparison to Kyle, you’re much nicer, if not a little awkward)

Kyle might get a little jealous if they end up getting a little too fond of you

Then he’ll crank up the crankiness to scare them off for good

You guys are essentially like that one alignment chart: “looks like they could kill you/looks really nice” and “is actually really nice/would kill you”

You’re “looks like they could kill you” and “is actually really nice”

Kyle is “looks like they could kill you” and “would kill you”

Butters

Butters was first compelled to introduce himself when he noticed you sitting alone

Being an unwilling loner himself, he sympathized

He didn’t even notice your scary demeanor

He just approached you one day as if you were as harmless as a bunny

Which you are, but most people don’t seem to think so

He’s so confused when you tell him that

“Why would they be afraid of you..? You’re so nice!”

He also doesn’t notice your social awkwardness

If there’s silence, he’s going to fill it; it’s just natural for him

He doesn’t mind at all, as long as you don’t mind either

He actually really likes having a listening ear

That’s why he loves being around you—he thinks you’re the best “conversation” partner

And eventually romantic partner :D

When you’re in social situations he’s usually the one to insert you both into a conversation, or otherwise find someone to talk to

He does get a little suspicious when people avoid you; he still doesn’t grasp that people are intimidated

Luckily this effect fades the longer you’re with him

He helps people realize that you’re actually really nice, and soon more people feel comfortable approaching you

Referring back to the alignment chart, Butters is “looks really nice” and “is actually really nice”

Despite people being less afraid of you, you’re still “looks like they could kill you”

That’s okay though; you’ve learned to use your scary demeanor to fend off bullies from your boyfriend 💪

Thank you for this request!! And thanks for reading, take care guys :]

(divider by saradika)

[my-starhwa]

ATEEZ Fantasy!AU Character Introductions

Introducing ATEEZ as characters of a Fantasy!AU I have been thinking about recently (Non-Idol!AU)

Plot overview: The eight boys live together as a coven of warlocks in the wooded outskirts of Seoul, South Korea. They enjoy their lives by running their small crystal store and divination business Tea Leaves, pursuing their occupations, and simply enjoying their time together as friends. This all changed when an unknown entity came into their home and stole something precious from them, forcing the eight boys to go after this entity. They then find themselves transported into an unworldly place full of creatures and beings never seen before on their home planet. How will they get out of this demonic world and back to their simple, cottage core lives?

⚠️Witchcraft (spells, Tarot, and other occult stuff), mild swearing, and the use of weed is mentioned in this story⚠️

Characters

Park Seonghwa

Zodiac sign: Aries

House/Kitchen Warlock: Focuses on creating a magical space in their home using spells and rituals. The healing of the mind, body, and soul

Loves to clean, clean, and make tea

Has a garden he shares with Wooyoung

Healing Warlock: Has healing abilities

Heals by touch, a soft, warm, golden aura surrounds his body when healing

Very protective of the boys and makes sure everyone is okay and taken care of

Healing however takes a lot of energy out of him so rest is very important for him

Works the morning shift at a local daycare

Kim Hongjoong

Zodiac sign: Scorpio

Leader of the coven and the shop's owner

Dark Warlock: Practices the Dark Arts and the occult

Necromancy, curses, possession, and summoning

Can contact and communicate with spirits and dark entities

Up at the craziest hours studying and practicing the occult

Works as a professor at a college in Seoul

Professor of Religious Studies with a focus in Witchcraft and the Dark Arts

Jeong Yunho

Zodiac sign: Aries

Shield Warlock: Specializes in protection, whether that be in spells, runes, or other rituals

Can cast protection spells on anything tangible

Creates protection potions and jewelry

Works very closely with Hongjoong and wants to follow in his footsteps

He made everyone matching silver and iron bracelets

Silver, iron, and other metals are believed to ward away unwanted malevolent beings

He made sure metal was a key source in the infrastructure of their shop and home. He also cast a protection rune on their house which is connected to the shop.

Works as a police officer

Kang Yeosang

Zodiac sign: Gemini

Communication Warlock: The ability to transcend human communication

Can read the minds of those who he is closest to. With people who he doesn't know too well their thoughts sound like white noise

Him and Wooyoung have been friends since kindergarten

Works as a cashier at their shop, Tea Leaves.

Choi San

Zodiac sign: Cancer

Cosmic Warlock: Employs the use of astrology and astronomy in their craft. Follows the stars, observes planetary alignments, and looks closely at star signs and birth charts

He pays very close attention to the moon and follows its cycle

Stays up late so he can enjoy the moon, especially when it is at its peak

Crystal Warlock: A type of warlock who practices crystal magic to attract, amplify, and manifest energy by connecting with the power and vibrations of gems, stones, rocks, and crystals

Has a crazy crystal collection

Collects crystals with moon like qualities: Moonstone, Selenite, and Celestite to name a few

Works as a professor at a college in Seoul

Astronomy Professor, as well as lab instructor

Teaches at the same college as Hongjoong

Song Mingi

Zodiac sign: Leo

Cosmic Warlock: Employs the use of astrology and astronomy in their craft. Follows the stars, observes planetary alignments, and looks closely at star signs and birth charts

Kind of the same as San but focuses on the Sun

Focuses on star signs and birth charts more than San is

He likes to just lay out in the sun and enjoy its warmth

Crystal Warlock: A type of warlock who practices crystal magic to attract, amplify, and manifest energy by connecting with the power and vibrations of gems, stones, rocks, and crystals

Not as focused on collecting a specific type, just likes crystals and their properties/meanings

Divination Warlock: Seeking knowledge by supernatural means, this can be done through tarot/oracle, pendulum, tea leaf readings, and meditation

He specializes in tea leaf readings and tarot card readings

Smokes weed to feel more connected with his inner guides

Works alongside Yeosang at their shop

He gives tarot card readings and tea leaf readings to those who are seeking it

Jung Wooyoung

Zodiac sign: Sagittarius

Nature Warlock: Holds a connection with nature, practices herbalism and plant-based magic

Can communicate with nature and animals

Him and Seonghwa have a garden together, and he likes to help him cook

Kind of a crazy guy and just wants to be outside

Him and Yeosang have been friends since kindergarten

Weird family origin

No job, just enjoying nature

Choi Jongho

Zodiac sign: Libra

Beauty Warlock: Can make any type of art come to life, for example a painting he makes will look like it is moving

Finds passion in his craft

Amazing singer that literally captivates the audience with his voice, puts the audience in a star struck spell

Works as a street performer in Seoul

Draws in customers to their store

He has to be careful however when performing because he is using his powers when performing and he doesn't want to draw suspicion on him and the others as they are hiding from main society while also trying to fit in with the norms of mundane human life

Please give my story lots of love!! :3 <3

[celebratehermagic]

Intro

Hello, lovelies! I'm Erika. As this goes on, you'll learn more about me, but I wanted to give a basic introduction.

I currently reside in Dallas, Texas. Been here for about 6 years so far but in Texas in general for 12 years. Before that, I moved around the country all my life, not settling anywhere. But I like it here for the most part.

I am 31 years old. Adjusting to life in my 30's has been...interesting. I don't feel 31. I still feel like a kid. Not too young that it's weird but just..I feel like I'm not a real adult. Idk maybe that's something I'll expand upon later.

I'm a black woman. Why is this important? Because there aren't many spaces for women like me. So I am creating my own. And I want it to be known that this is a pro-black woman account.

My interests and hobbies are all over the place. I'm in a season of self-discovery, so I'm constantly finding and exploring things that interest me. Also coming to terms with interests that I've hidden.

I'm a Self-Projected Projector. Human design is pretty awesome. It's aligned me and brought to mind my strengths. I'll share my chart later.

Other interests include South Park (adult animation in general), The Weeknd, kink/lifestyle, crocheting, natural hair and beauty, black twitter, and music.

My goal is to share my stories and uplift the best I can. I'll try to be as transparent as I can because who knows, someone might relate. I've been told I have a story to tell. We'll see lol

[immains]

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[xofizzroachox]

Foreign Kids Alignment Charts

pee! Ft the cotswolds siblings.

(Gregory tries to sweet talk the vending machine)

Wanted to give gregory “ Very sexy of me to commit arson “ :weary:

[ladyfeldspar]

Having one of those those emotionally terrible nights that makes it hard to sleep, but so I was just scrolling through RedBubble and found...

This Craig alignment chart (design by potatotop because always credit the creators, Jesus Christ) which is probably one of my favorite things I've ever seen. I've been staring at it for so long but I still can't pick my favorite.

[kennthmccormick]

i’m back and here’s anotha one

[queenofthefaces]

Discuss

[thatscuttersshipper]

[taeminlee]

This is canon right?

[daz4i]

here’s my hot take

[bangtan]

BTS Appointed As Special Presidential Envoys For South Korea + To Attend UN General Assembly In New York

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[adapembroke]

What I Learned From a Month of Praying to Mars

The planet Mars is not my friend.* I have been studying astrology long enough to know theoretically why Mars is important, and we have a decent working relationship when I'm in a crisis that needs an aggressive approach, but most of the time Mars shows up in my life as, frankly, stupid shit: Conflicts in my communities that are really unnecessary, injuries at spectacularly bad times, and the need to protect my boundaries from people who are more thoughtless than evil—which means they feel justifiably pissed off when I tell them to knock it off. To top it off, I have a history of being god-bothered by war gods, which is completely thematically inappropriate. I’m a Druid! Druids love peace. The ancient Druids separated armies on the edge of war, don’tcha know?

Recently, I had the opportunity to take Austin Coppock's class on planetary remediation. Planetary remediation is like physical therapy for difficult planets. The idea is that by bringing trouble planets' influence into your life in an intentional way, you can learn how to work with that energy more positively (or you can bribe the planet into being more friendly, depending on what you believe about astrology and fate). 

I didn't have Mars in mind when I decided to take this class. (I was more interested in learning how to work with my Venus in Aries.) But I've been working with Mars the most since I finished the class. Partly, that's because Austin suggested a ritual that sounded really easy for me to implement: For a month, on the planetary day of Mars (Tuesday) at the planetary hour of Mars (roughly 2:30 my time these days), pray the Orphic Hymn to Mars.

"All I had to do was read a paragraph aloud once a week four times, and that would improve my relationship with Mars?" I thought. Sold!

I wasn't familiar with the Orphic Hymns before I took Austin's class, but I really liked the hymn he shared with us. It was basically a very formal request that Mars busy himself with bringing love, parties, and abundance into my life, instead of causing problems.

I decided that I would do a short ritual that included the Orphic Hymn to Mars on Tuesday at 2:30pm four Tuesdays in a row in April and May.

For the first two weeks, this practice was easy. And nothing happened. I considered giving it up, but I'd made a commitment, so I decided to stick it out.

Then, I noticed that I was starting to become reluctant to do rituals outdoors. It's springtime in Oregon, the time of year when most people like to spend every possible moment outdoors stocking up on vitamin D. This, combined with quarantine, meant that my neighbors, who are usually at work or school during the day, were suddenly much more likely to be outside during the times when I would normally do rituals.

My neighbors are mostly nice people, but they believe that fences don't really have anything to do with privacy and what goes on in other people's yards is everyone’s business. I also live far enough away from the urban heart of Portland that my neighbors are red truck driving, Conservative talk-radio listening, just-folks Christians. I already had a bad reputation for being a liberal, Prius-driving, transplant who drove into town with parking stickers from Berkeley, California, and stays home on Sunday morning, puts sigils on the front door, and has men in the house when my husband(?) isn’t home. It wasn't hard to imagine how they would respond if they were outside when I started spinning in circles in the back yard, making occult gestures, and talking to the spirits of the air.

I started to find reasons to put all of my rituals off. For a week, Covid was a valid excuse for my cowardice. I wasn't getting new material from OBOD, anyway, so why bother trying to keep up with my studies? I'll run out of work soon, I said, and just be stuck twiddling my thumbs. Anyway, there was a crisis on. I was just being kind to myself, wasn't I? 

Then Tuesday rolled around. I stuck my head outside, and I heard one of my neighbors outside talking loudly on the phone on the other side of the fence a few yards from my ritual space. I had a choice: I could I keep my promise and do this ritual for an audience, or I could break a promise I'd made to Mars.

I've read The Odyssey, so I know what happens to people who break their promises to the gods. I don’t know what I believe about the relationship between the gods and the planets named for them, but I wasn’t going to risk it. I marched outside and very quietly and timidly cast a circle and called peace to the four directions. I took out my phone, opened the app with the hymn in it, and listened. My neighbor wasn't talking anymore. 

I looked at the hymn: "...bloody wars fierce and untamed...mortal destroying King, defiled with gore...thee human blood, swords, and spears delight..."

Why had I decided to do this?

I braved a glance at the fence. My neighbor was right there. She would hear me no matter what I did. I decided that my best option was to pretend that I knew exactly what I was doing and had full confidence in myself.

I called on all my old, rusty theater skills, took a deep diaphragmatic breath and bellowed the hymn.

"MAGNANIMOUS, UNCONQUERED, BOISTEROUS MARS!"

A moment later, I heard my neighbor's door slam. Not a sound was heard from that neighbor's yard for the rest of the afternoon.

I finished the hymn and unwound the circle.

As I stood there, trying to will my legs to stop shaking, I thought of what Austin said about what remediation does. The first step to solving problems with a planet is awareness, he said. When you start working with a planet, the issues that you have with a planet will bubble to the surface so that you can see and address them consciously.

Remembering this, I changed my mind about ending the ritual where I had planned and cast the circle again. I called to the spirits I work with and talked to them aloud, extemporaneously about why I was doing these rituals and what I hoped to get out of them.

When I started talking, I thought my issues with Mars were simple. To me, Mars was a nuisance that only showed up in my life to bring discomfort and pain. While I described my issues with Mars, I thought about the ways I struggle to enforce boundaries, my fear of taking up space, my reluctance to compete with others for space even when they're pushing into space that is rightfully mine, space that I need to be safe or autonomous.

I thought of nightmares I've been having since the pandemic started in which I am stuck in a room full of people who keep hugging me and refuse to wear masks. The world is having a big collective conversation about personal space right now. How much do we need? How much space between people is enough? What do you do when others don't practice social distancing around you the way you think they should? What do you do when the people around you demand more space than you think they need? What do you do when there simply isn't enough space for everyone? What do you do when your very existence makes people uncomfortable...or angry?

I realized that my issues with Mars are exactly aligned with this world-wide conflict over personal space, and I'm learning that playing it safe and avoiding situations where your needs are going to make people uncomfortable isn’t enough. Sometimes you have to fight for your right to exist.

I wouldn't say that Mars and I are reconciled, but I don't see the red planet as a cruel, sword-wielding, maniac anymore. I realize now that I have lessons to learn from the god of war. I have work to do when it comes to enforcing boundaries and dealing with conflict. Insisting on my right to practice my religion in peace in my own backyard was a first step, but I am almost certain that this frank exchange of views with Mars isn't over yet.

*There are several astrological reasons for my difficult relationship with Mars. I have a day chart, which means that Mars is the malefic planet that I have the most difficult relationship with. Mars rules my south node, which means Mars is connected with past life trauma. And Mars is conjunct Chiron, Lucifer (and Ceres) in my 11th house and trine my Moon in Aquarius, which means the planet of the god of war is connected with present-life trauma and discomfort, too, while also getting tangled up with my ability to find peace and take care of myself. Grr.

[whylie]

BYE GUYS 🏃‍♂️💨 HI LADIES 👋😫 MWWWAHH 💋💋

hello  <3 i’m cc, twenty1 from cst + my pronouns are she / her! i’m super super excited for this i actually have no thoughts ever and i can’t spell ever, either, but i’m enthusiastic about nari and about varieta and i am excited 2 be here. alright. love u guys. 

MUSE H - ( kim yerim, cis woman, she/her ) nari chae has lived in naples, italy for eleven months. they’re currently twenty two years old and a housekeeper for vista laterale bnb. people tend to associate them with the ache of heartbreak without really knowing what it is, floating face down in the deep end of the pool to see who’d care, yellow fingernails on particularly sticky fingers + a perfect image to present to the world because you don’t even know who you are anymore.

    ﹟ ⠀  influences﹕

carl  gallagher,  shameless.

karen  smith,  mean  girls.

margot,  legally  blonde.

haley  marshall,  modern  family.

   ﹟ ⠀  basic  stats﹕

birth  name:  chae  nari

nickname(s)  /  alias(es):  nana  +  ri  /  lee

preferred  name:  nari

age  +  dob:  twenty  two  +  aug,  third

hometown:  undetermined,  once  said  manhattan  once  said  chicago?

occupation:  housekeeper  +  pickpocket  +  full  time  dumb  bitch

ethnicity:  korean

nationality:  american

gender:  cis  woman

pronouns:  she  +  her

orientation:  demi  sexual  +  demi  romantic

faceclaim:  kim  yerim

﹟ ⠀  intraperson﹕

(  +  )  positives:  charismatic,  perceptive,  intrepid,

(  -  )  negatives:  thoughtless,  impetuous,  equivocal,

labels:  the  icarian,  the  bubble  brain,

natal  chart:  leo  sun,  libra  moon,  libra  rising

moral  alignment:  chaotic  neutral

hogwarts  house:  ravenclaw  (  i  know...  )

languages  spoken:  english  +  korean  +  italian  +  conversational  french  but  in  a  bad  way

exterior:  just...  clueless  in  the  way  that  you  can  tell  that  she’s  experiencing  thoughts  but  refuses  to  acknowledge  them.  always  sort  of  thinking  of  the  most  reckless  thing  to  do  and/or  the  most  mundane,  first  grade-esque  question  in  the  world.  can  come  off  as  both  superficial  and  egoistic,  because  she  is  –  just  doesn’t  care  enough  about  people  other  than  herself.  allows  herself  to  be  a  bimbo  because  old  men  love  it  and  she’s  excited  to  marry  rich  (  but  also  will  never  give  a  man  the  time  of  day  ).

interior:  theoretically,  brainy,  but  in  practice?  technically  yes  because  there’s  a  plan  for  everything,  but  these  days  kind  of  just  stares  off  into  space  like  she’s  a  widow  (  because  as  far  as  she’s  concerned,  she  is  ).  kind  of  conniving  because  there’s  a  reason  she  does  everything,  but  nobody  at  the  bnb  is  worth  conning  so  she  just  barely  does  her  job  and  watches  bad  things  happen  at  the  bnb  without  helping  out  <3

   ﹟ ⠀  dossier﹕  trigger  warnings

the  circumstances  that  nari  is  born  into  is  :/  unfortunate.  she  is  the  youngest  of  five  kids  and  kind  of  just  hangs  around  while  her  family  remains  dirt  poor  and  her  parents  try  (  in  theory  )  to  give  their  children  good  lives.  but,  while  nari’s  siblings  are  working  hard  and  getting  themselves  on  the  right  path,  she’s  busy  sitting  in  the  kiddie  pool  at  the  local  park  with  pink  sunglasses  on,  dreaming  of  a  lazy  life  because  –  she’s  lazy.  her  eldest  sister  dreams  of  becoming  a  politician,  her  brothers  want  to  become  businessmen  and  nari  wants  to  be  a  trophy  wife  ...  so.

anyway,  her  parents  sort  of  turn  a  blind  eye  the  first  time  she  brings  a  wallet  home  and  says  “oopsies!”,  meaning  they  don’t  outright  discipline  her  for  being  a  thief.  too  bad,  so  sad  –  she  gets  caught  once  when  she’s  younger  and  that’s  when  she  learns  that  her  crying  can  get  her  out  of  anything.  not  only  is  she  a  notoriously  beautiful  crier,  she  can  also  be  super  loud  and  obnoxious  about  it  and  a  screaming  nari  just  :/  isn’t  the  way  to  go,  so  she  learns  all  the  skills  she  needs  to  learn  when  she’s  growing  up.

but,  she  gets  caught  again  when  she’s  fourteen  and  her  parents  suddenly  grow  a  conscience  and  send  her  to  live  with  her  scatter-brained  aunt.  aunt  sissy  isn’t  even  related  to  either  of  her  parents,  but  she’s  a  family  friend  of  a  family  friend  and  somehow  nari  ends  up  in  a  stupid  rv  with  a  great  dane  and  a  woman  older  than  both  of  her  parents.  her  outlook  on  life  doesn’t  really  change,  since  from  ages  fourteen  to  sixteen,  she  watches  aunt  sissy  finesse  her  way  into  fancy  dinners  and  onto  yachts.  

anyway,  when  nari  runs  away  at  sixteen,  she  spends  an  entire  year  with  a  rich  family  in  the  hamptons  because  she  pretends  to  be  a  stranded  heiress  from  south  korea  :/  don’t  know  how  it  worked  honestly,  but  it  did  and  she’s  better  for  it.  she  leaves  at  seventeen  to  live  in  nyc,  somehow  wrangles  her  way  into  a  terrible  apartment  when  she’s  eighteen  after  spending  a  year  sofa  surfing.  started  a  job  as  a  housekeeper  in  a  high  end  hotel  and  stayed  there  for  ...  a  bit.

definitely  was  a  little  bit  of  a  rat  in  nyc,  pickpocketing  and  stealing  for  fun  and  for  necessity.  when  she  turned  twenty  one,  was  promoted  to  a  concierge  which  she  only  really  worked  for  a  couple  of  months  (  literally  one  month  tbh  )  before  she  surprised  her  s/o  with  a  trip  to  italy  because  <3  romance  <3  and  then  got  to  italy  and  was  like  “we  should  break  up”  so.

now  she’s  here,  cried  her  way  into  the  bnb  and  into  a  job,  sorry  to  nico  n  nolan  because  she’s  a  nightmare.  she’s  still  flat  broke  but  pretends  like  she  isn’t  out  of  spite  to  muse  i  and  refuses  to  leave  because  nari’s  never  lost  a  break  up  and  she’s  just  too  sexy  to  lose  now  (  her  words,  not  mine  )

  ﹟ ⠀  headcanons﹕

so,  here’s  the  thing:  nari  has  always  been  poor.  her  parents  aren’t  bad  people,  they’re  just  unfortunate  and  all  nari  could  do  as  a  child  was  learn  how  to  pickpocket  (  among  other  things  ).  unfortunately  for  the  entire  world,  nari  is  really,  really  good  at  it.  she’s  good  at  pickpocketing  and  stealing  and  lying  and  crying  on  cue;  she’s  just  all  too  good  at  playing  the  damsel  in  distress  to  lie  and  cheat  her  way  through  life  –  and  since  no  charge  has  ever  really,  well,  stuck,  she  hasn’t  stopped.

genuinely,  actually  really  smart  but  has  never  actually  used  her  brain  cell  for  anything  other  than  crime  –  because,  why  bother?  bottom  of  the  barrel,  she  really  never  thought  that  she  had  a  chance  at  getting  into  a  good  school  anyway  without  burying  herself  in  debt,  so  has  spent  her  life  just  trying  to  build  an  underground  syndicate  while  being  way  too  self  centered  to  ever  have  anything  kick  off;  she’s  literally  so,  so,  stupid  despite  having  a  photographic  memory  and  a  surprisingly  high  iq.  would  rather  be  a  dumb  hot  girl  than  a  smart  hot  girl  for  some  reason?

doesn’t  really  have  anything  to  go  back  to  outside  of  italy,  honestly.  had  an  okay-ish  life  in  new  york  city,  but  the  bills  would  barely  be  paid  and  there’s  only  so  much  that  pickpocketing  +  stealing  can  do  for  a  girl.  she  did  used  to  have  a  job  as  a  concierge  at  a  high  class  hotel,  but  rich  people  treat  poor  people  terribly  and  there  were  rumors  that  she  had  been  stealing  from  guests;  which,  how  scandalous,  she  would  absolutely  never!  “i  can’t  even  get  the  keys  to  work  on  the  first  try?”

   ﹟ ⠀  wanted  connections﹕

everything  plus  angst  and  fluff  and  crack  and  spiderman  memes  <3

  ﹟ ⠀ conclusion﹕

i  will  be  reaching  out  to  plot  soon  just  give  me  a  second  to  find  my  brain.

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Blackpink Became the Biggest K-Pop Female Band in the World

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It is very taken just four several years for Blackpink to become most significant girl bands in the world, having members Jennie, Jisoo, Rosé, and Lisa continuing to be able to smash new records along with forge new ground. These folks were the first K-pop girl class to play at Coachella in order to reach 1 billion Dailymotion views-now they’re the most-subscribed-to music group on the platform, as 2019, they broke several Guinness World Records together with the single “Kill This Like, ” which has had in excess of 312 million plays in Spotify and over 824 , 000, 000 YouTube views, a mere tiny proportion of the quartet’s billions of revenues, downloads, views, and admirers. That same year in addition, they undertook the most financially productive concert tour by a Korean language female group. They’re front-row fixtures at runway demonstrates and the faces of brilliant brands, including Chanel, The puma company, Louis Vuitton, and Dior. Or any this with just a few songs in their repertoire.

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Currently, as they prepare to release their particular latest album in Summer, it may be time to ask: The way on earth did they do the item?

Excitement prior to Blackpink’s July 2016 debut had meant to a fever pitch, when they were the first girl set in seven years beyond YG Entertainment (home for you to K-pop legends Big Fuck, 2NE1 and formerly, Psy). There were big shoes to help fill: The reign with the trailblazing four-member girl team 2NE1 was over, in addition to Blackpink was expected to resuscitate the bold EDM go crazy sound they’d embodied. All their debut, Square One, ended up being an overnight smash, the particular insistent build of “Whistle” and cocky chorus about “Boombayah” making for a small but thrilling introduction.

With November 2016, their secondly single album, Square A couple, featured a pop banger (“Playing With Fire”), a acoustic version of “Whistle, ” and “Stay, ” a country-influenced track that will allowed them to spread their very own vocal wings away from all their “girl crush” concept (K-pop vernacular for a fiery search and sound that’s shown immensely popular with international audiences).

Though they were dubbed “the new 2NE1” during their novice days, some of their first hearings on Korean variety indicates bring into focus but not only Blackpink’s chaotically entertaining reputation but the determination to create their own identities. Vocalist Jisoo has become a face for magnificence brands Kiss Me as well as Dior; rapper and performer Jennie has branched available as a soloist and a powerful influencer; New Zealand-born Rosé’s particular vocal sound has found her on hits with regard to G-Dragon; and Thailand-born artist and dancer Lisa is a most-followed K-pop star with Instagram.

Then, and now, many people recognize the need for each other to carry out the group alchemy here is endeared them to millions. “I don’t think a specific new member should do more dancing as well as one member does considerably more singing. I think Blackpink’s relaxation is complete because of each one person’s energy, ” Jennie told Vogue Korea prior this year.

The long-standing imaginative and prescient vision of K-pop as a blinged-out, ultra-slick fantasy world is made by three labels: YG Entertainment, JYP Entertainment, and also SM Entertainment. YG is acknowledged for maximalist visuals and a hefty, club-friendly sound devised by simply in-house writer-producer Teddy Park your car, the man behind some of K-pop’s biggest, hookiest hits. With Blackpink’s 2018 “Ddu-du Ddu-du” (“DDDD” for short), these elements aligned to produce the irresistible pop package.

Achievements lay in the catchy se?alar refrain, the memorable finger-gun dance, and a gloriously increased video, but also in Blackpink themselves as aspirational yet emulatable, aesthetically fierce and not intimidating, killer onstage nevertheless adorable off it. Often the four-track EP, Square Upwards, would go platinum in Sth Korea, “DDDD” would arrive at gold in the U. S i9000., becoming their first billion-view video, and “Kill That Love” would make them typically the first-ever Korean girl party to enter the U. E. singles chart.

These milestones came via a fandom in which had grown rapidly due to the fact late 2016, but which will had to wait eight several months for 2017’s single “As If It’s Your Continue, ” then an entire calendar year for its follow-up, Square Right up. One release per year used to be standard in K-pop, if there were fewer groups dealing with for a share of a modest domestic market. Groups currently average two or three releases (known as “comebacks”) a year in a very bid to grow and maintain fandoms, but YG Entertainment, considered one of South Korea’s oldest K-pop agencies, remains unapologetically invested in less is more.

It’s not really a huge fail-safe plan-it draws continual fan criticism, petitions, along with boycott threats-but the old-school approach, in an era connected with oversaturation and instant prime, has created heightened desire in addition to demand. It’s turned just about every comeback into a global affair and has funneled the fandom’s streaming power into the types of headline-making, spreadsheet-melting numbers that contain seduced many a point executive.

Like many profitable musicians, Blackpink understands the capability in marrying the oceans of music and manner. Their innate understanding of model has made them hot residence, with the girls now front-row fixtures at Fashion 1 week. In September 2019, Jisoo popped over to London regarding Burberry, while Rosé wowed at Saint Laurent (and was also asked by means of Anthony Vaccarello to be it has the brand ambassador). Meanwhile, Jennie found herself next to Cardi B at Chanel, intended for whom she is a brand ambassadress.

In February 2020, Lisa-currently a muse for Hedi Slimane’s Celine-took a trip to Hong kong for Prada’s fall 2020 show, and just this week, placed a #WFH look to seducre her Instagram account (high-waisted light-wash denim, a Celine button-down shirt, and Bottega Veneta’s latest envelope clutch) this garnered more than 5 zillion likes.

Given their tested selling power-magazines have claimed needing to print quadruple reports to supply demand; their adventures sell out in seconds-the romance between the band and fashion’s leading houses will longer continue to flourish.

Blackpink seemed to be signed to U. Nasiums. -based Interscope Records at the end of 2018, a direct play for any American market and something not any South Korean girl class had tried since Girls’ Generation in 2012. Even with their skill and practical experience, Blackpink’s awkward, lackluster January 2019 performances on Hello America and The Late Indicate With Stephen Colbert ended up widely panned. But in the front of a vast, mostly K-pop-unaware audience at Coachella, often the universality of the group’s sounds bloomed, earning rave critiques. A high point was the great “Kill This Love, ” the title single from their completely new EP.

It’s rare the fact that members aren’t busy, regardless if there isn’t a let go to promote. They often turn to Instagram to communicate with their blended 128 million followers (including the main Blackpink account), and get focused on solidifying their A-list status as fashion building (such as Jennie’s new collaboration with luxury glasses brand Gentle Monster), marketplace mentors, and accidental virus-like queens (Lisa’s stint for the survival show Youth To you and her performance videos that became a Made it happen Work? meme).

And finally, 1 year after their last file, the wait is almost over. There are the forthcoming Lady Gaga relationship, “Sour Candy, ” for a laugh album Chromatica, and a July comeback from the band themselves. Could Blackpink eventually as the first K-pop girl set to break through in the West? An opportunity is there for the taking, although that means new successes need to be capitalized upon and previous strategies reexamined and polished. Now might be the time to get Blackpink to really be the emerging trend.